Heh. I can never use that word without thinking of my late maternal grandmother. She never pronounced it “Poh-purr-ee”. She always pronounced it “Pot-poooor-ee”. She made something called “potpourri sandwiches”…I don’t know. I’m being random today.
In fact, random is the theme of today’s blog entry. Join me if you dare.
My friend Sal has a little boy named Oscar. We call him Oz. Laurie Berkner has a song called “Buzz Buzz” and the first stanza is, “I was sitting in my garden, when I saw a bumblebee. He said his name was Oscar, and he went buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz, buh-buzz-buzz, buzz-buzz-buzz-buh-buzz”. We listen to this CD pratically every time we get in the car (which is often) because Linnea loves it so, and this song ALWAYS makes me think of my friend Sal and her great little guy, Oscar, who (if the pictures count for anything) has the energy of a wee little bumblebee.
Today, at Walmart, I bought Linnea a little swimming pool. I bought the $9.99 one, but when I got out to the garden center found that the $9.99 pool was too big to fit in my car. So I took a $6.99 one instead (which fit perfectly). But because Linnea was ca-ran-ky, I didn’t go back into the store with my little receipt and get my money back. I just took the cheaper pool and left. I’m trying to figure out if I did something wrong or not. Other than giving Walmart $3 for nothing.
So, today, rather than watching television and eating goldfish crackers for her post-nap activity, we slipped into some fetching Lil Swimmers and went swimming. It was pretty fun, I tell you. Even when the birds pooped in the pool. However, my child is too young to understand that just because Mama hands you a popsicle when you’re in the pool it does NOT mean the popsicle is a pool toy. I kept trying to get her to eat it, and she kept looking at me like, “Yeah, right. Like I’m going to eat a freaking toy.” Which is humorous, because she does, in fact, try and eat her toys.
Linnea has learned a new body part. Nipples. She wants to see everybody’s nipples. So, if you decide to come and visit: consider yourself warned.
I am like a quasi-QVC junkie. Sometimes, I watch on television. More often than not, I go to iqvc.com to see if they have an item I want to buy for less than I can find it elsewhere. I get fairly good deals on a lot of my Philosophy stuff there. Anyway: the other day, when I was feeling like shit? I was laying on the couch and had QVC on, more for the noise than for anything. The Today’s Special Value was a George Foreman grill WITH a timer AND detatchable plates AND a bun warmer AND it could cook for four people. We have a Foreman. It’s a little tiny one. A two seater, if you will. I think we got it as a wedding gift. And it doesn’t have detachable plates, and the bun warmer thingy busted in a move and now it flops open whenever you lift the lid. So, already being a convert to the Foreman way of life (well, sorta) I was sorely tempted by the Special Value. But I put it down to my illness, and resisted the temptation to order one. Until M came in, watched for a little while and said, “Dude. That looks cool.” So we got one. In platinum. It came yesterday. I love it. To celebrate the arrival of our new Foreman grill, for dinner tonight, I’m making casserole. Oh, the irony!
I got a new pillow yesterday. I had a down pillow for a long time–and it was old. My mom had it in nurse’s training, and God only knows how long Grandma Pot-poooor-ee had it before that. Most of the feathers were gone. So I let it go. Diamonds last forever, down does not. For years I’ve been searching for a pillow replacement. None were right. All offered the ability to sleep on them, but none of them offered the desire to sleep on them. Until yesterday. I found a Woolrich down pillow at Target. Mmmmmmmm. It was a good night’s sleep.
So, our family picture thing? It’s been reduced to a three-generation picture of Mum, Linnea, and me. How the freaking hell Dad and my brothers managed to get out of pure family picture happiness (and M, too, by virtue of his Y chromosome), I’ll never know. I was instructed to dress in blue. Should be an easy thing, right? Blue is everywhere. Wrong. Blue sleeveless is everywhere. Blue for a woman with upper-arm issues: sorely lacking. But I managed to find a sort of deep teal colored blue sweater. It will tie in with Linnea’s blue dress. As far as what Mum will wear: she’s on her own. This was her idea. And in all fairness: we did a three generation pic last June, and it was fun and it’s a nice picture and it will be fun to have years from now. It’s just so hard to get jazzed about having my picture taken.
I make a kick-ass potato salad. I’m really proud of it. M will hardly touch potato salad unless it’s mine. I feel like so few of the culinary things I do are an unqualified success, that I just sort of bask in my potato salad ability. Would you like some? I’ll make you some. Really. Well, not really. Potato salad spoils really easily. Just imagine how good it is, instead.